Well, it's time everybody out there knew the real truth of what happened.
Joe got drafted.
Yep, and so he's decided to take a hiatus from this life. He might come back after 6, 12, or 18 months of duty, depending on who's elected president.
Well, until you come back Joe, I'll continue fighting the good fight against obscurity and defenestration. Joe, we will honestly miss you.
Readers, raise your right hand in salute! Hold the pinecone in your left! And pull it in the right direction!
And I say this with all the tenderness I can muster: Byah!
-Rob
Fuck, now we have to bring Matt back.
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