As I have repeatedly told my blogging compatriot: literary genius cannot be rushed! If this is indeed to be the blog of the ages, it requires careful planning, detailed prose, and the correct vernacular to better reach the multitude of the internet public. But most of all, I need a sophisticated topic.
So I think I'd prefer my condoms being made in America.
Yeah, I said it.
I want a Made in Detroit sticker on my Trojan. I don't want it made in China! You have any idea how many people they have over there? No way their condoms work. They're probably made of bamboo. The last thing I want is a splinter, and neither does she.
Byah!
-Rob
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