First, the good news. It is with great honor that we have the return of a reader who has long been missed. For several months now, our viewership has been without the noble Austrian influence that lifts it above the meandering comments of bored college students and into the level of international diplomacy.
We have another Austrian reader! Exactly one. Whoopee!
I'm bringing Austrians back
Yeah
Those other Europeans don't know what they're missing
Yeah
Don't worry, that rhymes in Austrian.
But now the bad news. Geico just fucked me over.
And some more bad news. As some of our regular readers out there might know, this blog has, since its inception, been submitted by three distinguished personages: Joe, Rob, and Matt. But this is misleading, since out of 31 posts so far (wow, thats not too bad), only five have been posted by this Matt person.
We view this as unacceptable. No Joe, we're in this together!
And so, Matt, you're on suspension. Life's Too Short to wait for you to blog. Goodbye my love.
But we still think three is a good number to have. I've been trying to tell my girlfriend that for months. And so we're having open tryouts (just like that Invincible movie, exactly the same thing). So if you're interested, send a sample post to ltsfts@gmail.com. We'll post all the funny ones, and the best will be hired on to complete the trio.
They will get fame, friends, and fortune. Thats right, forture. So far we've made about $11 from the ads....split that three ways.....we can each get some Silly Putty.
We'll only post if its kinda funny. It'll still be better than Joe's. That State Fair thing was boring as hell, Joe.
Oh, stop whining.
Byah!
Rob
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